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24 Ways to Kill Carola
Based on Sweden 1987 - Fyra Bugg och en Coca Cola

If you're seeing that face again
One more comeback drives you insane
Don't despair, there is help for you
And for mankind too

You can strangle her in her bed
Jam a fork through her head
Let her fight with a grizzly bear
Blow her up in the air

Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Here's a guidebook to bring you peace
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Pick a method and strike with ease

Make her drown in the nearest river
Slit her throat and destroy her liver
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
The extinction of all our dreams

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You can shoot her inside her car
Dip her naked in flaming tar
Stick a blender into her hair
Sabotage the chair

Wild piranhas into her purse
Then a satanist curse
Neurotoxin inside her snack
Tell her Jesus was black

Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Here's a guidebook to bring you peace
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Pick a method and strike with ease

Send her naked into Nigeria
Make her son catch the gay bacteria
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
The extinction of all our dreams

Kill with a knife or with a rope
Or a cake filled up with anthrax and bees
Give her the plague or use a sword
Spike her botox can with pure gasoline

Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Here's a guidebook to bring you peace
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
Pick a method and strike with ease

Hide an Orca inside her shower
Make her digest a scary flower
Twenty-four ways to kill Carola
The extinction of all our dreams

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PS. Jonas, om du ser det här hoppas jag att det är OK att jag la ut ditt underbara ALCbidrag.